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4/26/2015 "The Unconquered Babybabe"

Dear Judases, listen to my words. My name is Mike "Awesome" Patten, and I'm here to schlop some more tunes down your earballs. This album is very "gothic". It's so "gothic" that it's like a Rob Zombie running bee. If u think getting caught with your pants down is fun, then you just gotta try out this new sensation. My album, "The Unconquered Babybabe" will conquer your soul. It's dark, melodic, and full of shenanigans. I bet u don't even know what shenanigans are babe. It's like you're running in place with a toothpick shoved up your ass. More double decker baloney sandwiches for your goblin friends. If you like The Beatles, then you will like this album.

Here's an excerpt from the song "Babybabe's Back":
Ooooh baby baby baby,
Ooooh baby baby babe,
Ooooh baby baby baby baby
Ooooh baby, babybabe
Babybabe is back again
and babybabe is bi
Babybabe will hit ground zero
But babybabe wont die.
God, I'm such a lyricist; I'm better than ever. Look at my strong pecs. Employees on this album are special: Jim Martin Jr. on sauce guitar, LeBron James is on fullball, Jared Leto is on gothic sounds, Freddie Gray is on acoustic guitar, Chris Pratt is on lier, and Tim Cahill is on stoves. I haven't heard anyone play a better stove than Tim. He looks really boss while doing it too. It's so hot.

Best songs:
"Fothermucker (Demo Version)" "Superzero (Leader of Chilipeppers)" "Cone of James" "Soul Indicus" and "Shove it Shove it Shove it Spit it Out"



4/13/2015 "Fothermucker"
Dear babybabes, check out my new single "Fothermucker". I'm releasing this baby 2 years before the actual album is expected to come out. It's for this band I scraped together called "The Faith no More". I think it looks better with my name on it though. So there. This is a heavy-hitting, hardcore, 1 minute and 30 second long track. No B-sides, no bullshit. Just the song you want to hear. It's just better that way because I make the rules and what I say rules. I will not apologize for any profanity or gestures made on this album.

Lyric time babe:
Horse-fed more than we could eat in the stable
Grazed on a mash that ended on the table
Bloated, reloaded in a babybabe fable
Moistened in buzz feed while we choke upon the cable
Corner in the market on the babes without cheese
Hushing out the public in a strike without a sneeze
The stage became collapsable
Our cocks equipped with bones

Get the fothermucker on the phone, the phone
Hello fothermucker
My baby
You are so dumb

That's only a sample of the lyrics babybabe, if you want the whole thing you're gonna have to buy it. I promise it's a good song. It's probably leaked all over the place by now so buy it before you accidentally hear it on the net.
Best songs: "Fothermucker"



4/1/2015 "2" (Name Stylized as The Peeping Toms)
Babybabe, the Patten Brothers are back with another cock-rock filled extravaganza. It hurts to be beautiful. I must share my pain. Beauty, pleasure, pure rock. So "rock" it hurts. So beautiful it must be shared. Please share my rock and beauty with the painful world. It will be painful to rock in a pure, hurtful place. So share my pain with your beautiful rocking heart.

Ever since the first album by my megaband "The Peeping Toms", everyone started going wild over hair, beauty, and guitars. Sometimes image is more important than music people! Don't you know some of the best musicians became famous just because they look good? It doesn't matter if you're good until after you start getting ugly babe. I have a long time to go before I start getting gross looking, so you better get comfortable. Brothers Patten are gonna shit more glam rock down your throat than half the 32nd regime put together. Khamis Brigade for life.

On a bag of windpipe mills, summerhammer comes into play. At that time you must listen to these songs which I feel are the best on the album: "1994 (Still See u Babe)" "Hoho" "Cum on Rock 2 Night" "Wheelin' N' Deelin'" "Burnin' Rubber (2420 MPH!)" and "Enuff Cheez?"


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