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11/23/15 "OU817"
Now let me tell you about my OU albums. "OU" stands for Original Undertakings and the number behind the "OU" is the number of the album, starting with good ol' OU1. My project, Mr. Bungle, released the 818th album and that was the end! So counting backwards to all these releases we have the first remaster. "OU817" is a bunch of tomfuckery and nonsense. I made it for a project in my geometry class. I got an "F", and that stands for Fuck geometry to me. Music is better than that baby. So I started my Mr. Bungle project.

I think some kids I went to high school with, that are dead, played some instruments on this beast. But they don't matter because they aren't alive. Give me all the credit! I must have it. I breathe credit. I'm such a superstar now! It's surprising to look back and hear how uncivilized I used to be. Maybe it's better that way.. Maybe I should give myself brain damage so I can make another OU817 or even a OU567 or OU355. There's just so many good ones. Here, I'll just give you the tracklist now. #celebration #isis #blackfriday

1.Squeeze Me Vermicelli (Working Title) 2.Boss Horn Saga 3.Douf 4.Swirley Attack! 5.High School Sucks (10 Reasons) 6.Egg (A Dubb) 7.Nicotina 8.Birthday Baby 9.Retrovertigo



11/8/2015 "Up for an Upper, Down for a Downer"
YAZOW! Look at me, I'm craaAzy! I can swing both ways babe. but Shhh. don't tell anyone. I don't want it to leak out on the internet. I do drugs sometimes and it's fun. I can do anything like a champion. Give me uppers, give me downers. I'm up for anything. I'm down to do it harder than anyone. Drugs make music better so that's really why I do it. I'm crazy and amazing without them, but with them I'm way over the top. It's actually pretty dangerous. WATCH OUT EVERYONE! The Patten train is rolling through town and it ain't gonna stop for women, children, or even chickens babe.

My drugs bring some crazy employees around for this album. I got Michael Hutchinkisses on vocal guitar, Scott Weiland on vasoline harp, James Brown on scats, Shannon Hoon on tones from home, and Sid Vicious on bass. Half the album is really fast and moistboyzesque, and the other half is like some shoegaze. Flip flops! That's what I do babe. #celebration #party #drugs

Tracklist:
1.Junior Seau Wowie-Zowie 2.Shmash! Boya Tingo! 3.Apeshit Chugg 4.Fukushima Bam! 5.Holy Moly 6.59 Seconds 7.Sleepytime Patten Observatory 8.Bye Bye Buddy Boy 9.Bedtime Hush 10.Cool Cheese 11.Mike No More



11/6/2015 "No Shave November"
Shit babybabe, it's that time of year again. When the clock strikes 12 on all hallow's eve, I get into a new costume. Hair. My hair is so great. I just love it. I can make it do whatever I want. But shhhh. In november I don't touch it. HANDS OFF you big brute! It's this hipster shit called NSN (Short for No Shave November.) No Shave November is the Black Friday of November. It's all month long though motherfuckers. U can't tuch the 'stache. Don't be a bad.

Calling all employees! Single file bitch. This album I have Jim Martin on Jams (he never shaves ever.) ZZ Top on harpsichord. Scott Walker on background vocal noises, (he can't grow facial hair 🙁 ) and Joop on bop. This is some serious power metal. It's like power metal meets upside down hair metal. It's my release so listen. #celebration #inspire #grow

Tracklist:
1.Dirt Pile 2.Meat Cow 3.Bull Dazers 4.Rotten Flesh (Hip 2 Be Bad) 5.Chugging 6.Martin's Men 7.Side Two 8.Bed Basher 9.Candy Troll 10.Duck Burger 11.No Shave Club 12.Have a Hand



10/28/2015 "Balboa Sunset"
Sometimes I just FEEL. You know? Like when you're flying on an aeroplane and you can feel the breeze going through your hair. Feels good.

I feel a lot about Rockybabe. Like me, Rockybabe had to overcome obstacles to get where he's at, and he almost has as many movies as I do albums babe. Needless to say, we got a fuckton in common. Don't believe me? Check out my abs. Uhhh.

I made an album where it's like I'm singing songs privately to Balboa babe. I even sample some of his movie lines as responses to my singing. It's so new romantic! I'm Italian too so it's even better. I'm more like a stallion pt. 2 though. We're like brothers babe, but Stalone was Stallion. Does anyone want to know what genre of songs these are? None of your damn business. Buy the album and find out.

Tracklist:
1.Balboa Sunset (I'm Dreaming of A) 2.My Comrade (Stallion) 3.So Hard to Run the Stairs (It Was) 4.King (Of the Ring) 5.Diggin' A Hole to Your Soul (Babe) 6.Jokes on Ali (Catch us Clay) 7.2 Gloves 2 Fight (Feat. Jim Martin Jr.) 8.Soulcrusher (Annihilator) 9.Quit Playin' Me for a Fool, NOW! 10.Horses 11.Marilyn's Mac (Blue Box Blues Mix)

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10/23/2015 "Namaste, Motherfucker!"
Shhhh babybabe... it's time for Me. A new release is released. I recently got into yog' lately (yoga) and of course, little ol' me has to take it to the EXTREME. I do so much yoga it'd make your head spin. You don't even know yoga like I do. I do the most extreme poses, and whackiest configurations. I made these songs to go with different yoga positions I have specified in the accompanying photo book. I'm just fucking cool like that.

I don't think I specified how awesome I am at yoga. I'm so great! Greaty-great, great good rocks. BOOM! Yoga explosion! There's so many good employees on this album, like Jimmy Drugs on bass, Cal Calypso on centers, Alfred Walk on Coug Drum and Stan Stanleys on Stomps.

Tracklist:
1.Extreme Ohms 2.(Four Noble Truths Suite - A: Righty-Tighty, Lefty-Loosey B: U Are What U Eat C: Always in the Last Place U Look D: Impermanence) 3.Soups 4.Matchhead 5.Namaste, Motherfucker! (Pt 1 - 5) 6.Doom Saloon 7.Namaste, Motherfucker! (Pt 6 - 7)



8/11/2015 "Cone of Shame"
Babe, u know when u feel like you gotta go to the bathroom? If you don't do it, it's horrible. Not getting my new album is like feeling you have to go to the bathroom but you never really do it for the rest of your life. I hope that actually happens to you if you don't buy this album, "Cone of Shame". It's based off of the dog days of summer again. We got some serious desert punk puppets type shit going on this time around. It's probably not for you if you don't like things that don't suck.

Do you know what's pretty rough? Being a bad, bad boy. I'm a bad dog. I should be shamed. I like it actually. I get so much attention from the ladies!

Beat the heat babe with these new tracks:
1.Lost in the Freeway 2.Shone of Came 3.Saddle Lacquer 4.Lizards 5.Doopuss 6.Jane's Affliction 7.Sorry About the Cock! 8.Dryhumper 9.Bread on Bread 10.Shystee Styleys 11.Hubert Sherbert 12.From Out of Somewhere

#5yearsforward, #mikeysvideo, #martesintratable, #verdadessecretas, #exoluxioninperu, #lionheart



8/10/2015 "Cheeseeater"
Patten here baby! WOO! I'm here and I'm stuffing my cheeks. Life sucks babe. Eat cheese. U only liv 1nce. - M.P. What I'm trying to say is when life gots you down you just gotta eat some cheddar. Maybe even some motherfucking Gorgonzola. Because cheese is a good feel when you put it in your body and mouth. I just like to smear it all over my fuck face and rub my face all over the table cloth. Bash my head into the table and sing into fromages like they are mics. It makes your life better if you don't argue with me.

There is some serious slurch rock going on this album. I got Jim Martin Jr. on guitar. James Martin on drums, Jimmy Martin on bass, and Jimbob Martin on sax. They all ate a lot of cheese during the recording sessions, and on stage. the live show.... Wow the live show.... jesus. . . . . ... #save, #hotwife, #joinhands, #teamlob, #7rt, #5rt, #wbs

Tracks:
1.Cheeseeater 2.Dome Hench 3.Bullrock 4.Butch Meat 5.Bleu Mozzarella 6.Cockcheese 7.Slice of Micheal 8.Looking Gaw 9.Fantamaws 10.Don't Fear the Me 11.Touch That Cheese! 12.Sassy/Sauce 13.Music is Fake 14.Bitchy Boo-Boo 15.No More Chauce 16.Cuckoo for Cheese 17.Poppers 18.Doomtruck 19.365 Year Bender 20.Bent Again 21.Intergalactic Salamander



8/7/2015 "Sing When I Want"
New rules babe. The time is always right for me to open up my vocal pipes and sing my cock out down your ear holes. There is never a wrong time for it. I sing in the middle of mass. I sing in the middle of using public restrooms. I sing in the hospital waiting room. I sing during speeches. I sing my songs over the national anthem at Lakers games. I sing during class. I sing underwater. I sing, sing, sing, sing, singy-sing-sing! I just can't stop singing sometimes! I should be slapped!

Half the tracks on this album are instrumental. Shhhhh. Babe, I sing when I want to. That's what this is all about. I pluck away at my vocal chords and play you some nice melodies plus. #dklafollowparty, #chilling, #gains, #gilmagrandpaajith, #fanmeetluhan.

Tracks:
1.Singing in the Pain 2.Vocals Over Easy (Like a Sundae) 3.Hairy Harmonica 4.Noodlenoose River 5.Begin 6.Just Go 7.Sacred Humans 8.Bogus Results! 9.Moon Escape (Fourty Five) 10. Bye Bye Earth (Omega Vol. 3)



8/6/2015 "Phlegmatic Dance"
DURRR I don't do body parts right. Dobey doo boy-boy body-boy. Babybaby, babybabe, butter baby butch boys break baggy bread baskets. Butter me butch babe.

I dance stale, serene. In mid-air I floatgasm. Babybabe butch butter maple mop stop shinobi sgagles. Goats go. Sporp. Smilorgavich. #celebration #inspire #inspirational #inspirationalities

Tracks:
1.Jagada Dope 2.Con-Torte-Shun 3.Cumberland Thigh Gap 4.Milk of Sauces 5.Butter Me Butch 6.Three Thousand Babies 7.Smack u Stupid 8.Cornerstone 9.Shit on a Shing 10.Dead About You 11.Not You 12.The Sweet Smell of Defeat



8/3/2015 "Beyond Horizons"
The ultimate summertime jerk is back baby, and he's here with a savory spread. My name, Mike Patten, is who I am, and I am the ultimate summertime jerk. I just love to smell fancy-fresh and freaky-fine so I put on some special cream to keep me protected from the big, mean, old sun. I write songs about summer and keep some fresh beats in line for the summertime feel good hits that everybody is always asking for. I feel so good when I sing these songs it makes me want to get up out of my chair, shake my hips, and move my tush. Oh I know I'm a naughty little boy but believe me, I put on the brakes every once in a while to keep myself out of jail.

If it's summer you want, it's summer you got. This album is so summer it makes me want to sing arias. It's like a post-apocalyptic adventure where the apocalypse was actually awesome and it created a year-round summer everywhere! I bet Kiedis doesn't even know. Soylent Cecil is on harpsichord this album. I got Zoolander 2 playing in the background of some of the songs so that's another musician. Idaho Huntress is on bass, Jimmy Butler on rimshots, and Maratus is here as a go-go dancer. I like all my employees. They do a good job each and every album

Key notes:
"In The Summertime (Mungo Mix)" "Summer Breeze (Makes Me Feel Cheese)" "Lube Me Up, Scotty" "Jam it!" "Sold Indicus (Yesterday)" and "Stop Playing Games With My Heart"



8/1/2015 "Dog Days 1: The Crybaby"
When the dog days of summer got you down, you know you need to get a new dog. That dog is Mike Patten babe. I'll get ya. I'll get ya good! Real good! I'm a good dog and good dogs do bad things. I'll get ya. I'll get ya real good! I'm mad, I'm wild, I'm bigger than Bonds. Don't deny it. I got so much chode.

I write the songs and you listen to the albums. I don't know if you know what I'm saying but I buy the albums and you buy the albums and I make the money but because I buy the albums by making the stuff that's on the albums. And this is what is on the album.
1.Love Truck 2.Dog Gone Dog Day Dude Baby 3.Moan of Shame 4.Bloody Knucks (Knuckles) 5.Can't Dip 6.Get (PDM Cover) 7.Flash Flood Pants 8.Morrison Microtel 9.Don't Stuff It 10.This is a Great Song 11.This is an Even Better Song 12.This is an Awesome Song 13.This is Cool Too! 14.Bye Guys!



7/26/2015 "Pure Recreation"
Jesus once said "Let Mike Patten take you the direction you want to go, I quit!" And that's what I did babe. I flooded the world with me so whenever somebody moves, it's like I'm taking them somewhere. I am the God Particle. Oh wait, then you have all these nancy pants motherfuckers trying to frack the oceans of Mike. Don't think so babe. Your juggulations can't take me down. Dive into a big ol smilin' sea of mike.

Anyway, the songs on here are pretty good! Not too many rotten apples in the mix. I do go to the bathroom on one of the songs though. Mommy doesn't like that. I took my influence from AC/DC, Guns N Roses, Drake, and McJagger. And if you don't think that's cool you're dead. Do you know what I think about sometimes? Music. This hip-hopped, classic rock fused masterpiece is like Steviebabe and Run DMC all over again. Walk this way bitch. You'll be swimming in so much Mike your head will spin. Talk this way babe and give me a kiss.

I have to take a shit babe so here's the list of the best tracks:
"Sailing the Seas of Milke" "It's Stuffed!" "Gotta Ride the Cagney" "Bled for Apple" "Joo Joo Bop" and "Enuff Mike?!?!!"



7/24/2015 "Deep Dreams Are Made of This (And Other Renditions of Cover Songs)"
Back when I stopped writing songs I had to think of ways to a.) make money 2.) stay relevant to the older generation and III.) appeal to a young new audience in today's youth. Today's youth don't know old songs babe so I can do covers and they think it's my original. Babe, this is even better baby. I do covers of cover songs. I make them my own from the womb of Mike Patten. I make it funny:

"Deep dreams are made of this
Who am I to take a piss
I traveled the world with my uncle Chris
Every body looking for Patten"
And I do the motherfucking Manson version babe. Patten doing Manson doing Lenny. I do other covers of Manson's covers too.
I do Cash's "Hurt" too, girl.
"What have I become?
A babybabe.
Everyone I know
Doobie-doe, dibby-dabe
And I can have it all
Because mom said so
I will be your balls
I will make you fall(s)."
So many songs! This album is pretty epic

And It's trippy too. I do a Howard Stern song, a Philidelphia Eagles song, And Pearl Jam's "Evenflow" covered by Evenflo. I didn't know how to make songs anymore so that's what I did. I forgot to release it though. Whoops! Here it is now. It's cool. I was on acid when they took the picture of me on the album cover. That's why I look so weird! Give this puppy a shot. I know it's pretty good.

Best renditions:
"PAINt it Black" "Luvsong" "Put up a Fucking Lot" "I'm on My Way Home Sweet Home and U Ain't Ever Gonna Touch Me Again, Babe" and "The Nurse Who Shoved Me"



7/19/2015 "Leader of Men"
Attention all customers: There are plenty of babybabes out there who think I've been slacking like a monkey. I don't play music anymore and I forgot how to read notes. I sing like a fucking psycho though. If you don't believe in Mike Patten then you can just leave now. No dumbs allowed.

"The day Jesus peed on the Gregorian sunflower, Mike Patten was born. He licked the palm of Faith No More and travelled into the anus of Tomahawk. He then, swooped into the heavens, ate beer with Jesus, and predated on yellow archangels.

Now he brings joy to men, young and old. He is The Patten Twins" - The Book of Michael 42:34

So there you have it. I'm the best and you're dumb. There are constantly two harmonious female vocals sung by me on these songs. It's a country western album.

Best tracks:
"I Don't Grammar" "King For a Day (Queen for a Lifetime)" "Mike and the Menagerie (Epic Rap-Off)" "Lead/Men" "Shit That Happens With Your Babybabe"



7/7/2015 "Vanity Fair"
Babybabe, even when I'm not making new music, I still gotta make money. I do whatever I can to be a virus to the public and infest everybody's stereos with awesome amazings. This time to make money I decided to release a single from an album I made back in 1999! I made an album called "California" and put it under the name "Mr. Bungle", they were my rap group back in the early 1900's. I thought the song "Vanity Fair" would make a good single and boost some late album sales for "California". And now I can sell the singles to everyone!

Money, money, money, money. I don't even need to do anything for it anymore. But I did write new lyrics for the remix track of the song. "You're not human, You're a babybabe. A baby with a babybabe skin. In your sexy, patten smokescreen, Lie the babybabes of vanity" My lyrics are better than my other lyrics. And I'm the boss. Jim Martin Jr. is on the remix track and he rocks the song with rax. (Hope Solo Jennifer Lopez Top Gear are all to blame for the release of the album. Produced by Balls of Bruce)


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