Welcome to the garage, where Josh Brand and Joe Camel smoke Josh. Like the wine says, the word Josh means quality.



Joshboy magazine is the magazine that's the best because it's only shots from below the neck. Real men don't look at anything above that. So we cut the crap and zoom in on the good parts. That's what it's all about baby!



Joshboy not doing it for you baby? Use the Josh search engine to find an escort. You're gonna need Josh condoms and a Josh cigarette. Josh condoms never rupture and they taste like bacon cheeseburgers. Everybody love bacon cheeseburgers.



What's that? You never had a Daddy Big Boy McJosh before? It's only the best premium burger you can get. There is a featured "Josh Sauce" on it and it's a mix of Josh Heavy Duty mayonnaise and Josh Heavy Duty MSG. Get it in a combo with a Josh Iced Tea and get lifted.



You better believe there's THC in Josh Jemima Pancake Sauce. There's also some motherfucking 'G baby (short for MSG). U ain't no good if you don't eat this stuff.



OH YEAH! I forgot about this stuff this stuff is good. Josh Ketechup makes your lips red because there's extra Red 40 in it. There is so much that it changes the texture. It's a runny ketchup, yes, but the more the mess, the better the food.



Josh brand instant potatoes have 200% more potato in them than your fucking grandma's instant potatoes. These ultra-condensed potatoes expand in your mouth and stomach when you eat them! It's a whole new eating experience.



Josh is the best canned food product available in the 'states. We basically buy out pallets of SPAM, open em up, and then shake a whole ton of the 'G in there baby. We reseal the cans and put the iconic word "Josh" on the can in place of SPAM. We can charge double because it's twice as good now.



Josh has the best casinos in the United States and Canada. The slots are psychedelic, the roulette has guns, and the craps tables relieve the conventions of a toilet. Horse racing anime girls are what u get and instead of Elvis impersonators, you get Genesis P. Orridge impersonators.